Post Nuclear Family – This is the reunion site for the Post Nuclear Family. Mutants are welcome.

Similar to, but totally unlike Free Electro Shock Therapy:

0) Bend over for-

1) Cattleprod to the ass, followed immediately by,

2) Head dunk in ice water for 10 seconds, followed immediately by,

3) Slap to the face, followed immediately by-

4) Shotgun a beer!

This is usually performed on Sunday when we’re trying to get rid of our unused Silver Bullets, etc.